altersociety:

woodmeat:

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

clap

zodiacsociety:

One taught me love: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

One taught me patience: Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

One taught me pain: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

rocket-pool:

agirlnameded:

I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads

When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much

Anyway Snow White is public domain so there’s literally nothing stopping me from publishing this

I’d buy it.

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

quillusquillus:

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.